We have two cats, Grabbity and Sir Izacat Mewton. This is the big guy himself, Sir Mewton. Both he and his sister have Twitter accounts. They refer to me as The Butler and my wife as The Staff.
We came home tonight to find Sir Mewton sitting in front of The Staff’s laptop. I suspect that he has decided that as The Butler, I’m not working hard enough to keep his Twitter account up to date so he’s taking over.