The Butler is coming home

By Sir Mewton

This is my happy face because the Butler is coming home. I say this all the time on Twitter because he travels so much. The Staff doesn’t like it anymore than Grabbity and me, but she also says that he’s working hard for us so that soon we can have a house with a yard. We don’t know entirely what that means, but the Staff explained to us that a yard is like our balcony but much bigger and with real grass. That’s kind of exciting. I’d like a bit more room to chase sister Grabbity around.

We do miss him when he’s gone. The Staff is wonderful and everything, but she’s not as tall as The Butler. I can’t poke at the bugs on the ceiling unless the Butler is around. That’s my absolute favourite thing to do. He’ll be home tomorrow The Staff says. Yay. Apart from letting me play with the bugs on the ceiling, I’m also looking forward to cuddling him, but the Staff says that I have to get in line because she wants to cuddle him first.

Launching my writing career

The Butler told me that I was spending too much time napping and lying about the house. He suggested that I get a hobby. I thought that lying on the balcony instead of the house was a perfectly good hobby, but he said that simply changing where I was napping wasn’t what he had in mind. It might be that he’s a writer that he suggested that I start writing too. He also said it would be a nice way to post more pictures of myself. There can never be too many of those. Hopefully, you’ll enjoy this, and hopefully I will too.

The picture was the Butler’s suggestion. I think it’s a bit embarassing showing off baby pictures, but he thought you might find it cute. I’ll let you be the judge.